A Few Quarked Up Laws of Physics

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In a werld of laws a regulations full of thousands an thousands of laws, well, in my bewk of Quarked Quasicle Physics; there are the Q laws…an Murphy ? well he lives on my left shoulder a lot lol.. so is what it is…So a typical day is when many of these “LAWS” come into play!? πŸ™‚

The Law of Mechanical RepairΒ 

After your hands become coated with grease, your nose
will begin to itch or you’ll have to pee. er scratch ur butt:)

Law of Gravity

Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner. out of reach!

Law of Probability {especially in big cities lol}

The probability of being watched is directly proportional to
the stupidity of your act. especially if ya think no one was watchin!

Law of Random Numbers

If’n ya don’t play then the chance of a random number coming up is NILL!

an if’n ya don’t play ur Number will prolly come up πŸ™‚

Law of the Alibi’s er is it lies? turns 2Β  Karma lol

If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire,
the very next morning you will have a flat tire.

Variation Law

If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will start
to move faster than the one you are in now (works every time).

Law ofΒ  Bathing

When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone er da’ door bell rings. er sumone in the house has to use da room also!

Law of Close Encounters

The probability of meeting someone you know increases dramatically
when you are with someone you don’t want to be seen with.

{especially if its ur new gurl and ur ex wife} lol

Law of the Mechanical Result

When you try to prove to someone that a machine won’t work, it will.


Law of Bio-mechanics
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

{like in the middle of ur back}

Law of the Theater
At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive
last.

The Starbucks Law
As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you
to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

Murphy’s Law of Lockers
If there are only two people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers.

Law of Physical Surfaces
The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich landing face down on a floor covering are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet/rug.

Law of Logical Argument
Anything is possible if you don’t know what you are talking about.

Brown’s Law of Physical Appearance
If the shoe fits, it’s ugly.

Oliver’s Law of Public Speaking
A closed mouth gathers no feet.

Wilson ‘s Law of Commercial Marketing Strategy

As soon as you find a product that you really like,Β  they will stop making it.

Da’ Law of Beds!

Since i don’t wanna get caught with my pants down getting out of the wrong side of the bed, I Simply remove myself …OFF THE END!

an when it cums to

Da’ Law of Sex in bed

Top or bottom! well some like it over the top..some like it on the bottom! I say change is gewd…but when an if it happens.well, over the top is da’ best! πŸ™‚

………an of course there is this law made by a guy named murph πŸ™‚ lol

“MURPHY’s LAW”

If anything can go wrong it will!

Strategy; becomes very important in many a time like many of the times above, in an of da’ mind lol..

So keep on keepin’ on even if it isn’t the way ya thought it waz, it will always be what is whatevr that is ! whether ya like it er not or can or have the ability to change “it” whatevr “it” is.

! πŸ™‚

all a matta of perception!

Peace-out frum da’ Q…

Brought 2 u by da' Quantum Quarked one Q

Brought 2 u by da’ Quantum Quarked one Q

Mirror Mirror

Thinkin More Bout ETERNITY! an funny faces!

Whence an where

lol…an who made who…

an then! jest to bring a bita humor into ur day!

datlast

πŸ™‚

…well above an beyond all things is the seriousness of not being serious sumtimes,,,seriously now! but? isn’t it really jest how ya perceive an lewk at things now?

grannynaked

i mean whats it gonna be ? i ask my friends an associates,,,well hopefully 5 years ahead will be productive, am “god’s ” mission lol whatevr that is will be accomplished…well at least for me that is anyhow,,,,we shall see where it all comes into play ie…fate verses destiny verses many other thousands of scenarios that could possibly exist!

dude

so be it take it one day at a time an remember when! lol…. an seek to do it again,,,be young at heart an do it again whatevr it is u liked to do that makes ya feel like a kid again,

12-hours

is the most healing thing i can think of today…keep on keepin on an take it one day @ a time follow ur dream even if it gets washed up a bit;

at_dawn

so ryde safe fly safe drive safe be safe an enjoin all ya do 2 day! lifes not over yet – jest change the plans a bit !!! an ride a different direction an choose a different choice for tomorrow to be a better tomorrow for a memory u can then call yesterdays past in ur future! in da dayz of future passed!…no that wasn’t a buncha gas..but well has been one really even the bad things taught me a thing er 2 id have to say! … πŸ™‚

changing perception makes all da difference in da werld!

changing perception makes all da difference in da werld!

Β Happy Thoughts ur way 2 day!

frum da’ Q

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Heaven an Hell

Heaven an Hell

a Quarked perspective!

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Heaven is where the Police are British…

the cooks french….

the Mechanics German….

is where the Lovers are Italian…

and it is all organized by the Swiss!

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Like a bolt of lightning frum Q's Brain

an Like a bolt of lightning frum Q’s Brain

Hell is where the Cooks are British…

the mechanics are French….

the Lovers are the Swiss…

The police are German

 

and it is all organized by the Italians

πŸ™‚ πŸ™‚ πŸ™‚

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lol..well did i loose ya at the bakery on that one or are u a multicuultural individual…?

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have a great day every one

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Scenicrainbowtree

Colorful Colorado blessingz 2 U

over an out frum da’ Q

PS: Don’t ferget bout the british Went Worth LoL πŸ™‚

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